Discussion:
Oh God, what an awful vacation spot
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HellPopeHuey
2004-09-23 06:30:24 UTC
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"So, I finally made it to Lowell, Massachussetts. Lowell sucks.
Everyone there is either crazy or over 75. They have
restaurants that only serve canned peaches and Tums.
The town shuts down at 10pm like a granny on a
barbiturate overdose. The only place I could find open
after the show was an "Irish" pub where two guys were
playing Elton John songs on teeny acoustic
guitars.... one was shaped like an axe and the other was
shaped like a surfboard."
- Steve Gardner
--
HellPope Huey
Now with more COWBELL!

CJ: "They sent me two turkeys.
The most photo-friendly of the two gets
a Presidential pardon and a full life at a children's zoo.
The runner-up gets eaten."
Bartlett: "If the Oscars were like that, I'd watch."
- "The West Wing"

Presented in DoubleVision (where drunk)
- "Futurama"
Rev. 11D Ricardo MadGello
2004-09-23 07:09:16 UTC
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Everyone Over 74 Must Die!

Make that twelve and I'm ready!


Brrrrrrring ittttttt onnnnnnn!



HA HA, KABOOM!


No! Really Ha Ha, Ka Fucking Boom, You Ass Holes!


KA BOOM!


BLOW UP YOU SONS-O-BEACHES!

BLOW UP!


DNA MOCKS A SNORING ONE!

leer yuks or what?

ha ha ha ... SUCKERS!


I gave my Pretty Thirty To "BOB"!!!!!!!

and "BOB" still owes me sextuple my money back!


So? I Get CONNIE IN TRADE!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Where did my pecker go?


CONNIE!


CONNIE!



CONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



ARGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...


or something like that, you suckers....


FUCK "BOB"!


Right Arm!

Left Arm!

Good!


Put you left leg in.

Put your left leg out.

Do DUHbya's Hokie pokie and
turn youself about.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Where did my pecker go?


CONNIE!


CONNIE!



CONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



ARGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...


or something like that, you suckers....


FUCK "BOB"!


Right Arm!

Left Arm!

Good!


Put you left leg in.

Put your left leg out.

Do DUHbya's hokie pokie and
turn youself about.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Where did my pecker go?


CONNIE!


CONNIE!



CONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



ARGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...


or something like that, you suckers....


FUCK "BOB"!


Right Arm!

Left Arm!

Good!


Put you left leg in.

Put your left leg out.

Do DUHbya's hokie pokie and
turn youself about.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Where did my pecker go?


CONNIE!


CONNIE!



CONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



ARGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...


or something like that, you suckers....


FUCK "BOB"!


Right Arm!

Left Arm!

Good!


Put you left leg in.

Put your left leg out.

Do DUHbya's Hokie Pokie and
turn youself about.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Where did my pecker go?


CONNIE!


CONNIE!



CONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



ARGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...


or something like that, you suckers....


FUCK "BOB"!


Right Arm!

Left Arm!

Good!


Put you left leg in.

Put your left leg out.

Do DUHbya's hokie Pokie and
turn youself about.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Where did my pecker go?


CONNIE!


CONNIE!



CONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



ARGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...


or something like that, you suckers....


FUCK "BOB"!


Right Arm!

Left Arm!

Good!


Put you left leg in.

Put your left leg out.

Do DUHbya's hokie pokie and
turn youself about.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Where did my pecker go?


CONNIE!


CONNIE!



CONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



ARGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...


or something like that, you suckers....


FUCK "BOB"!


Right Arm!

Left Arm!

Good!


Put you left leg in.

Put your left leg out.

Do DUHbya's Hokie Pokie and
turn youself about.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Where did my pecker go?


CONNIE!


CONNIE!



CONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



ARGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...


or something like that, you suckers....


FUCK "BOB"!


Right Arm!

Left Arm!

Good!


Put you left leg in.

Put your left leg out.

Do DUHbya's Hokie pokie and
turn youself about.
Post by HellPopeHuey
"So, I finally made it to Lowell, Massachussetts. Lowell sucks.
Everyone there is either crazy or over 75. They have
restaurants that only serve canned peaches and Tums.
The town shuts down at 10pm like a granny on a
barbiturate overdose. The only place I could find open
after the show was an "Irish" pub where two guys were
playing Elton John songs on teeny acoustic
guitars.... one was shaped like an axe and the other was
shaped like a surfboard."
- Steve Gardner
--
HellPope Huey
Now with more COWBELL!
CJ: "They sent me two turkeys.
The most photo-friendly of the two gets
a Presidential pardon and a full life at a children's zoo.
The runner-up gets eaten."
Bartlett: "If the Oscars were like that, I'd watch."
- "The West Wing"
Presented in DoubleVision (where drunk)
- "Futurama"
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